How long?

picture of skyiver
One guy asked the skydiving instructor,

“If our chute doesn’t open, and the reserve doesn’t open, how long do we have until we hit the ground?”

The jump master looked at him in perfect deadpan and answered,

“The rest of your life.”

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  1. I broke my back skydiving at age 22 and luckily the chute opened but 2 weeks later an experienced diver I knew pulled too low to open his reserve when he needed this cute cartoon brought back some interesting memories!

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