The recession has hit everybody really hard…

Miniature Golf
The recession has hit everybody really hard…

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was injured when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

McDonald’s is selling quarter-ouncer burgers.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture has been degraded and is now only worth a 200 words.

And, finally….

If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

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