The recession has hit everybody really hard…
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
A stripper was injured when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
McDonald’s is selling quarter-ouncer burgers.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture has been degraded and is now only worth a 200 words.
And, finally….
If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.