Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some should be happier than others. –Oscar Wilde
Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. –Scottish Proverb
I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. –Sam Kinison
Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. –H. L. Mencken
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders how & why. –Unknown
Love is blind, and marriage is an eye-opener. — Unknown
We always hold hands when we go to a mall . If I let go, she shops. –Anonymous
The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it. –Ann Bancroft
My mother buried three husbands – and two of them were only napping. –Rita Rudner