A Tourist Spot in Gujarat, India.
In an Ahmedabad hotel:
“Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read this notice.”
In a Baroda hotel elevator:
“The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.”
In a Surat hotel lobby:
“Please leave your values at the front desk.”
In a hotel in Jamnagar:
“Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.”
In an Ahmedabad hotel:
“You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.”
Edwards Laundry in Ahmedabad:
“Drop your trousers here for best results.”
In Bhavnagar hotel:
“Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is rekvested that the lobby be used for this purpose.”
Anand Laundry:
“Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.”
Ad for donkey rides in the Rann Of Kutch:
“Would you like to ride on your own ass?”
5-star Hotel bar:
“Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.”
Bharuch hotel:
“The manager has personally passed all the water served here.”
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