Men And Gorillas

Gorilla In The Zoo

A married couple visiting a Zoo walks past a gorilla enclosure.

Says the woman: ‘Mark, Do you know that gorillas are animals which resemble men in their behavior? I want to see if I can arouse the gorilla.’

Seeing that nobody was around she leaned forward and allowed the gorilla a view of her cleavage.

Sure enough the gorilla gets excited and grabs the bars of the enclosure as if it wanted to break free.

‘See,’ says the woman, ‘Now, I know why you react the way you do; men can’t control their animal instincts just like gorillas can’t.’

Says Mark: ‘This is incredible, now, pull your skirt up slightly, and let us see what happens!’

The woman pulls her skirt up seductively. The gorilla, which by now ,was extremely aroused, breaks free from the enclosure, grabs the woman and starts yanking the clothes off her.

The woman yells: ‘Mark , what do I do now? Please, help me!’

Mark replies: ‘Now, tell him you have a headache and you’re not in mood … Let us see if Gorillas and Men are the same!’

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