English Driver

English Driver

In France, an English guy was stopped and asked to take a breathalyzer test.

The gendarme signals to him to wind down the window then asks him if he has been drinking, and with a slurring speech the English guy replies:

“Yes, this morning I was at my (hic)..daughter’s wedding, and as I don’t like church much I went to the cafe opposite and had several beers. Then during the wedding banquet I seem to remember downing three great bottles of wine; (hic)… a corbieres, a Minervois and (hic)…a Faugeres. Then to finish off the celebrations… (hic) during the evening, me and my mate downed a bottle of Johnny Walker’s black label.”

Getting impatient the gendarme warns him: “Do you understand I’m a policeman and have stopped you for an alcohol test?”

The Englishman with a grin on his face replies: “Do you understand that I’m English, like my car, and that my wife is sitting in the other seat, at the wheel?”

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