The Highway Patrol

The Highway Patrol

An elderly couple was driving cross-country with the old man at the wheel. They got pulled over by the highway patrol.

The female officer says, “Sir, did you know that you were speeding?”

The man turns to his wife and asks, “what did she say?” The woman yells, “She says you were speeding.”

The patrolwoman says, “May I see your driver’s license?”

He again turns to his wife and asks, “what did she say?” The woman yells, “she wants to see your license.”

The old man gives her his license and the patrolwoman looks at it and says, “I see you’re from Arkansas. I spent some time there once.” She then leaned over and whispered to the woman, “Had the worst sex I ever had.”

The man turns to his wife and asks, “what did she say?” The wife yells, “She thinks she knows you.”

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