Better safe than … Punching a 5th grader.
Don’t bite the hand that … Looks dirty.
No news is … Impossible.
A miss is as good as a … Mr.
You can’t teach an old dog new … Math.
If you lie down with the dogs, you’ll … Stink in the morning.
Love all, trust … Me.
The pen is mightier than the … Pigs.
An idle mind is … The best way to relax.
Happy the bride who … Gets lots of presents.
A penny saved is … Not much.
Don’t put off tomorrow what … You put on to go to bed.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you; Cry and … You have to blow your nose.
If at first you don’t succeed … Get new batteries.
When the blind leadeth the blind … Get out of the way.
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