The Road To Success Is Always Under Construction

Road To Success Is Always Under Construction
Here are some one liners you may use:

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car. -Anonymous

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don’t have the film. -Anonymous

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. -Anonymous

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? -Anonymous

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. -Mark Twain

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. -Robert Bloch

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. -Mae West

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. -P. J. O’Rourke

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Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge device

BookIt’s a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It’s so easy to use even a child can operate it. Just lift its cover. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere — even sitting in an armchair by the fire — yet it is powerful enough to hold as much information as a CD-ROM disk.

Announcing the new Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge device, otherwise known as the BOOK!

Here’s how it works: each BOOK is constructed of sequentially numbered sheets of paper (recyclable), each capable of holding thousands of bits of information. These pages are locked together with a custom-fit device called a binder which keeps the sheets in their correct sequence. By using both sides of each sheet, manufacturers are able to cut costs in half.

Each sheet is scanned optically, registering information directly into your brain. A flick of the finger takes you to the next sheet. The BOOK may be taken up at any time and used by merely opening it. The “Browse” feature allows you to move instantly to any sheet, and move forward or backward as you wish. Most come with an “index” feature, which pinpoints the exact location of any selected information for instant retrieval.

An optional “BOOKmark” accessory allows you to open the BOOK to the exact place you left it in a previous session — even if the BOOK has been closed. BOOKmarks fit universal design standards; thus a single BOOKmark can be used in BOOKs by various manufacturers.

Portable, durable and affordable, the BOOK is the entertainment wave of the future, and many new titles are expected soon, due to the surge in popularity of its programming tool, the Portable Erasable-Nib Cryptic Intercommunication Language stylus [PENCIL].

Source: Unknown. Came to use via e-mail.

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A Post Marriage View

Is Marriage Happily Ever After?
Every person should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! –Anonymous

Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some should be happier than others. –Oscar Wilde

Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. –Scottish Proverb

I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. –Sam Kinison

Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. –H. L. Mencken

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders how & why. –Unknown

Love is blind, and marriage is an eye-opener. — Unknown

We always hold hands when we go to a mall . If I let go, she shops. –Anonymous

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it. –Ann Bancroft

My mother buried three husbands – and two of them were only napping. –Rita Rudner

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A Dance Routine Gone Wrong?

A trainee lawyer is doing a Michael Jackson gig for Britains got talent when his act takes a sudden and unexpected twist. A highly entertaining video watched by millions.

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Table Cloth Trick

Many experts when performing tricks warn us, “Please do not try this at home.” Here’s why.

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