Stressed Out Yoga Chick

Ever wondered how the time tested, many thousand-year-old practice of yoga as a door opener to an inner journey can be transformed into something entirely different?

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Need A Break!

Need A Break
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.

He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head. He then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.

The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour. This continued off and on for several weeks.

Curious I pinned a note to his collar: “I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.”

The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar: “He lives in a home, with my non-stop chatting wife, he’s trying to catch up on his sleep…Can I come with him tomorrow?”

Source: unknown. Came to us via e-mail.

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Glass Half Full: College Major Edition

Glass Half Full: College Major Edition

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Awesome Translations!

Your boss’s in trouble anyway. Why not have some fun? Would you have the courage to do what this lady did?

This single post has the potential to offend more than half the human race. Thankfully we all have a sense of humor! Wonder if the ending would improve if at the end they all break out laughing? What do you think?

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Moral Of The Story?

Dont Mess With Mom When She Is Drunk
The teacher gave an assignment to her fifth grade class :

Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.

There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved.

But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left.

“Janie, do you have a story to share?’

”Yes ma’am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 enemy troops.

She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last one with her bare hands.

”Good Heavens,’ said the horrified teacher. ‘What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?

“Stay away from Mommy when she’s drunk.”

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