The recession has hit everybody really hard…

Miniature Golf
The recession has hit everybody really hard…

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was injured when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

McDonald’s is selling quarter-ouncer burgers.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture has been degraded and is now only worth a 200 words.

And, finally….

If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

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Just Kidding?

Black eye A wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her, then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”

She asks, “what does that mean?”

He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous, Hot.”

She smiled and said, “Oh, that’s so sweet, but what about I, J, and K?”

He said, “I’m Just Kidding.”

His eye is swollen, but it will get better.

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A translated whale song…

Reposted with permission from Joseph Boquiren.

Joseph Boquiren is a yoga instructor, artist, and storyteller. He is the indentured servant to Samadhi Pants, the weekly cartoon about our sometimes humorous quest to gain enlightenment. He is also the author of WingWars, the graphic novel that chronicles the adventures of an elite cadre of fighter pilots set in the InterWar years. He spends about 30-40 hours a week with his nose in a drawing pad. When he does come up for air, he likes to ride bikes, skate (both ice and inline) and enjoys a cup of coffee or four in the company of other human beings.

He is also a registered architect although recently he hasn’t had much opportunity to practice this profession. Occasionally, he may pause to gaze up longingly at the odd building or two before returning to his senses and moving on. In addition to flexing his drawing fingers, Joseph can be found teaching Yoga. You can follow Joseph on Twitter as well as on Facebook.

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Was there a choice?

Cowboy

A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane took off the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.

Appalled, the preacher replied, “I’d rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute than let liquor touch my lips.”

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “Me too, I didn’t know we had a choice.”

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Mona Lisa or Meena Losa?

You may have heard of a radical new theory that yoga is nothing more than Danish gymnastics. Is this BBC sketch an answer to that?

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