A phone bill came out exceptionally high. Big Dad, the head of household called an immediate meeting of the family.
Dad pleaded, “I do not use our phone unless someone calls at home. I use work phone for local, national and international phone calls.”
The son explained, “Me too dad, I use my work phone, or borrow friends’ phone but rarely call some one on our home phone.”
The daughter said same thing. “Dad I am so busy with work and promotion that I always use work phone and rarely use home phone.”
Mom was in line with others and said “I use my work phone and never have time to use home phone.”
They all looked to maid who was listening.
The maid got annoyed and said “I am no different and same way, I work here and use my work phone!”
Two Bubbas are fishing, but they haven’t caught anything all day. Then another fisherman walks by with a huge load of fish.
They ask him, “Excuse me, but where did you get all those fish?”
The other fisherman replies,” If you just go down the stream until the water isn’t salty, there are a ton of hungry fish.”
They thank him and go on their way.
Fifteen minutes later, one fisherman says to the other, “Fill the bucket up with water and see if the water is salty.”
He dips the bucket in the stream and drinks some. “Nope. Still salty.”
Thirty minutes later, he asks him to check again.
“Nope, still salty.”
One hour later, they check again.
“Nope. Still salty.”
“This isn’t good,” the fisherman finally says. “We have been walking for almost two hours and the water is still salty!”
“I know,” says the other. “And the bucket is almost empty!”
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A Michigan woman and her family were vacationing in a small New England town where Paul Newman and his family often visited. One Sunday morning, the woman got up early to take a long walk. After a brisk five-mile hike, she decided to treat herself to a double-dip chocolate ice cream cone.
She hopped in the car, drove to the center of the village and went straight to the combination bakery/ice cream parlor. There was only one other patron in the store: Paul Newman, sitting at the counter having a doughnut and coffee.
The woman’s heart skipped a beat as her eyes made contact with those famous baby-blue eyes. The actor nodded graciously and the star struck woman smiled demurely.
Pull yourself together! She chided herself. You’re a happily married woman with three children, you’re forty-five years old, not a teenager!
The clerk filled her order and she took the double-dip chocolate ice cream cone in one hand and her change in the other. Then she went out the door, avoiding even a glance in Paul Newman’s direction.
When she reached her car, she realized that she had a handful of change but her other hand was empty. Where’s my ice cream cone? Did I leave it in the store?
Back into the shop she went, expecting to see the cone still in the clerk’s hand or in a holder on the counter or something! No ice cream cone was in sight. With that, she happened to look over at Paul Newman.
His face broke into his familiar, warm, friendly grin and he said to the woman, “You put it in your purse.”