A wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her, then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”
She asks, “what does that mean?”
He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous, Hot.”
She smiled and said, “Oh, that’s so sweet, but what about I, J, and K?”
He said, “I’m Just Kidding.”
His eye is swollen, but it will get better.