Q: In which battle did Napoleon die?
A: His last battle
Q: Where was the Declaration of Independance signed?
A: At the bottom of the page
Q: What is the main reason for divorce?
A: Marriage
Q: Can you go 100 days without sleeping?
A: No problem, just sleep at night!
Q: Can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A: No problem, if you can find an elephant that has one hand, I can lift him!
Q: If it took eight men three hours to build a wall. How long would it take four men to build it?
A: No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q: How do you drop an egg on the concrete floor without cracking it?
A: Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack!
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