Mom, is it true that the stork brought me?”
“Yes, my little treasure! It’s true.”
“Is it true that the good Lord gives us the daily bread?
“It’s true, baby!”
“Is it true that Santa Claus and Easter Bunny bring us presents?”
“Yes, my darling.”
“Then, what’s daddy good for?”
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