Category Archives: stress-busters

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Interstate 280. … Continue reading →

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I just couldn’t concentrate on the same old boring rind, so I got canned. Next, I became a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me … Continue reading →

A psychoanalyst shows a patient an inkblot, and asks him what he sees. The patient says: “A man and woman making love.” The psychoanalyst shows him a second inkblot, and the patient says: “That’s also a man and woman making … Continue reading →

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful John’s roommate, Julie, was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more … Continue reading →

A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. “Excuse … Continue reading →