Category Archives: stress-busters

These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking … Continue reading →

In France, an English guy was stopped and asked to take a breathalyzer test. The gendarme signals to him to wind down the window then asks him if he has been drinking, and with a slurring speech the English guy … Continue reading →

A married couple visiting a Zoo walks past a gorilla enclosure. Says the woman: ‘Mark, Do you know that gorillas are animals which resemble men in their behavior? I want to see if I can arouse the gorilla.’ Seeing that … Continue reading →

Mark was passing by the bar on the way home from work when he sees his good friend Tom gulping down one shot after another. Fearing the worst, Mark charged into the bar and confronted Tom. “Tom what’s going on?” … Continue reading →

A man got a job as a night watchman at a factory where there had been a lot of thefts by the workers on the night shift. Every morning when the night shift workers passed through his gate it was … Continue reading →