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Untitled

This poem’s title is Untitled – Not because it is untitled, But because I am entitled To entitle it Untitled. If I’d not titled it Untitled, It would truly be untitled … Which would make me unentitled To entitle it … Continue reading

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Men Can Fix Anything!

Men can fix anything! Here is proof: Seatbelt broken? I can fix that! Electrical problem? I can fix that! Car stereo stolen? I can fix that!

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How Much Does It Cost?

Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl said, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only one kiss per yard,” replied the male clerk with a smirk. … Continue reading

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White Meat

During a visit to America, Winston Churchill was invited to a buffet luncheon at which cold fried chicken was served. Returning for a second helping, he asked politely, “May I have some breast?” “Mr. Churchill,” replied the hostess, “in this … Continue reading

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A Vampire Story

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about … Continue reading

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