Category Archives: stress-busters

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted. Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Man who fights with wife all day get … Continue reading →

I just celebrated my 62nd birthday. My friend recommended that I visit a medicine man living on an Indian reservation in Northern Arizona. He gave me a ticket and whispered in my ear, “Just do what I say and your … Continue reading →

As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s … Continue reading →

Employee: There is something that is bothering me. Can we discuss this over lunch? Boss: Sure, I am just headed out for lunch. Why don’t you join me? After they are seated at the restaurant Employee: Well, as you know, … Continue reading →

One guy asked the skydiving instructor, “If our chute doesn’t open, and the reserve doesn’t open, how long do we have until we hit the ground?” The jump master looked at him in perfect deadpan and answered, “The rest of … Continue reading →