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Pain Reliever

A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulled out a freezing needle to numb the area. “No way! No needles! I hate needles,” the patient shouted. The dentist started to hook up the … Continue reading

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A Great Compromise!

The European Union commissioners on language have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. Here is how they came to the compromise: As … Continue reading

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Wrong Number

Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new Colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door. Conscious of his new position, the Colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, … Continue reading

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What Gender is Computer?

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. “House” for instance, is feminine: “la casa.” “Pencil,” however, is masculine: “el lapiz..” A student asked, “What gender is … Continue reading

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No Idea You Were This Religious!

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make … Continue reading

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