Category Archives: stress-busters

Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that’s the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos — You could … Continue reading →

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see! Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Woman: Lost it … Continue reading →

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I found … Continue reading →

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big man steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, & just drinks it all down. … Continue reading →

Scientists and philosophers were invited for a conference in heaven. Here is how they responded: Newton said he’d drop in. Descartes said he’d think about it. Ohm resisted the idea. Boyle said he was under too much pressure. Darwin said … Continue reading →