A guy goes into the confessional box.
He finds on one wall awfully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars.
Then the priest comes in.
“Father, forgive me, for it’s been a long time since I’ve been to confession, but I must first say that the confessional box is much more inviting these days.”
The priest replies, “Get out! You’re on my side!”
You may also like: “Delicious Cycle“