In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by the best linguists in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese man was the clear winner with a standing ovation lasting over 5 minutes. Here is his answer:
When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!
Credits: There are many versions of this joke floating around the internet. We could not verify the authencity of this story so it is likely a made up story. We are not aware of the original creator of this joke.
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