Patience is something you appreciate in the driver behind you, not in one ahead!
“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead” – Bill McGlashen
“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.” – Will Rogers
“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.” – Will Rogers
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” – Robert A. Heinlein
“Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.” – Unknown
“Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.” – Unknown
“Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don’t have to do it?” – Unknown
“A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.” – Robert Frost
“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” – Henny Youngman
“A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.” – George Carlin
“Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.” – Marilyn Monroe
Credits:This has been compiled by Raj Shah from various sources, and edited by Ketna Shah.