A man runs into a doctor’s office and says “DOCTOR! DOCTOR! You have to help me! Everywhere I touch on my body it hurts!”
The doctor replied, “Show me.”
So the man poked his ankle and screamed of pain. Then he poked his knee and yelled OW. He poked his forehead and screamed again.
He was about to continue when the doctor said, “That’s enough, let me think this over.”
She thought for about a minute and said “I think I know what your problem is. You broke your finger!”
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